9 September 1998
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# Beans - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!

- To: cypherpunks@toad.com
- Subject: Beans - SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!!
- From: Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC <lreed@west.cscwc.pima.edu>
- Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1998 11:05:24 MST
- Sender: owner-cypherpunks@Algebra.COM

    Beans, Beans, They're Good For The Heart - SAHMD!!!
    ___________________________________________________

      But they are very, very bad for the lungs.

      By popular request, as a result of a plethora of requests being
    forwarded to me by <bianca@dev.null>, even though I had no idea
    that so many subscribers to the CypherPunks list were aware of
    the true existence of the DevNullServer, I will expand a bit on
    the simplicity of the on-site creation of biochemical substances
    with the capacity to neutralize ExcessivelyAcidicAuthoritarians.

      Reading the literature on the production of such biochemical
    agents as Rincin, etc., one is struck by the need to go to great
    lengths to prevent being struck by the end-results of one's own
    experimentation in the creation of such substances.
      The need for outrageously complex security precautions in the
    preparation of biochemical agents makes the task prohibitive for
    those with limited access to funds and/or proper tools for the
    job. Or so it would seem...

      The fact of the matter is, if one pays close attention to the
    methods and processes of producing these agents, it quickly becomes
    apparent that eliminating the need for the transporting of these
    substances thereby eliminates much of the need for expensive and
    time-consuming safeguards against self-exposure to these deadly
    agents.
      In effect, if one can develop a mechanism to produce these
    biochemical agents at the site at which one wishes them to be
    released, then he or she can be relaxing on a beach at Honolulu
    while the little spores are busy taking care of business.

      MadBombers use timing mechanisms which delay the triggering of
    their products until they have had time to start making tracks
    toward the car that their government coconspirators have taken
    the rear license-plate off of.
      The spawning process of biochemical agents is a natural trigger-
    delay system which can be used to effectively create the desired
    substances while one is using the time to beat feat to an exotic
    island paradise.
      Spawning biochemical agents where 'a little goes a long way,' means
    that, once the mechanism kicks in, the results will be dramatic and
    far-reaching.

      Another advantage of on-site production is that dogs which are
    trained to recognize the scent of biochemical agents are unlikely
    to be trained to set off barking-flags over the scent of the basic
    ingredients used to create those substances.

      The down-side, of course, is that one cannot be certain that the
    desired substance will not be created/disseminated at a time when
    a local grade-school class is visiting the site as part of an LEA
    propagand exercise.
      However, if one is capable of taking the position that a government
    organization which consciously places a day-care center in a federal
    building known to be a soft-target for anti-government radicals, the
    responsibilty for their deaths falls on the government, then c'est la
    vie...

      Personally, I am of the opinion that any goverment that has no qualms
    about letting hundreds of poor, black men suffer the vile consequences
    of untreated syphilus, burning out the brains of average citizens to
    further the cause of mind-control research, expose unwitting citizens
    to radiation and hallucinogenic experiments without their consent, ad
    infinituum, can pretty much go fuck themselves if they attempt to
    decry those who attack them as Monsters, as a result of so-called
    innocents suffering as a result of the government's complacency and
    audacity in deeming themselves above retribution by those they are in
    the habit of so casually oppressing and persecuting.

      Anyone who wishes to attend the grand spectacle of the RCMP's
    Musical Ride, during the celebration of their 150th anniversary of
    keeping the average citizen from rising up against the rich and
    powerful, is welcome to do so.
      However, if they find their ass getting scorched as a result of
    the efforts of those being fucked in the ass by Dudley DoWrong taking
    it upon themselves to throw a serious fuck back towards whence it
    came, they should refrain from whining.

      Pardon me for sounding just a tad 'callous,' but I have had the
    opportunity to peruse private emails and memos between various
    members of Canada's Finest, and I find it rather disgusting that
    they can so casually discuss the probability of their attempts to
    pressure a mentally disabled person into 'cracking' resulting in
    HimOrHer committing physical destruction on the local schoolchildren
    (based on HisOrHer publication of a 'KILL THE CHILDREN!!!' Bienfait
    Nutly News Special), so that they will be able to step in as the
    GoodGuys who bring HimOrHer to Justice (TM), without suffering any
    personal losses in the process.
      Skeptical? Ask the RCMP to provide you with a copy of the files on
    the computer which they stole from me, after monitoring my website
    and emails, which made it clear that my computer fulfilled an essential
    role in researching my medical condition, and maintaining effective
    treatment for it. Once you receive the files, read one that is named
    'warning.sog,' in which Bianca forwards a file purloined from a
    Canadian government computer system, which contains a discussion as
    to the desirability of putting pressure on me at a time when I am
    short on my medications. Do a text search on a file which suggests
    that, due to my Tourette Syndrome, it is inadvisable for LEA's to
    work me over for merely shouting and cursing, but that if I begin
    waving my arms around, they can consider themselves in danger, and
    do anything they desire to my sorry ass.

      Think I'm kidding?
      Thanks to the incredible ignorance of LEA's who believe that they
    are free to monitor the communications of the citizenry, while the
    reverse is illegal and unacceptable, I was afforded the opportunity
    to BeatFeet across the U.S. border the day before the Mounties appeared
    on my doorstep to steal my computers as punishment for speaking the
    Truth, and bury backup copies of my complete hard drive, which contain
    information which makes the above 'allegations' seem trite, by
    comparison.
      What I find hilarious is that copies of extremely culpatory and
    embarassing files/emails were forwarded to a variety of those from
    who they originated, yet monitoring of the ongoing investigation
    in this regard indicates that the FuckWads are as conscientious
    about fucking over the internal investigators as they are about
    fucking over the citizenry.
      Equally hilarious is the fact that whoever is in charge of running
    the Official RCMP WebSite seems to be unaware that any directory
    without an 'index.html' file, when accessed, gives the user access
    to *all* of the files in the directory, which makes them a very,
    very bad place to wittingly or unwittingly store sensitive files.

      In case you haven't already guessed, I am currently drunk, onery
    and mean.
      Any tarantula that bites me is in for a big surprise...